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Lieutenant
Uhura: After a ride like that, I could use some
repairs. |
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Mr.
Spock: Incredible. This deck is covered with ice.
Captain Kirk: And it was almost covered with us! |
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(after
falling into a hole in the ground)
Dr. McCoy: I'm going to get to the bottom of
this!
Computer Voice: "Get to the bottom of this!"
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Dr. McCoy: All right, whoever you are, so we fell
for your juvenile joke! Now get us out!
Computer Voice: "Fell for my joke!"
Ha-ha-ha-ha! |
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Mr.
Spock: Question; why are we unable to communicate
with crewmembers McCoy, Sulu and Uhura?
Computer Voice: Answer; that is for me to know
and for you to find out.
Captain Kirk: Did I hear that right?
Mr. Spock: Affirmative. The dysfunction is more
severe than I thought. Question; are you deliberately
holding our missing crewmembers prisoner?
Computer Voice: I'll never tell.
Captain Kirk: This is Captain James T. Kirk
speaking. You are programmed to obey any direct order I
may give, correct?
Computer Voice: Correct.
Captain Kirk: Very well, I order you to release
McCoy, Sulu and Uhura immediately.
Computer Voice: Say "please."
Captain Kirk: Well, I'll be--
Mr. Spock: I suggest compliance, Captain.
Captain Kirk: (Through clenched teeth) Please!
Computer Voice: Say "pretty please. . .with
sugar on top." |
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(breathing
laughing gas)
Captain Kirk: Come on, Spock! Where's that Vulcan
sense of humour?!
Lieutenant Arex: Spock! What are you
mumbling about?! |
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Computer
Voice: My. . .circuits! You tricked me, Kirk! How. .
.could. . .you. . .
Dr. McCoy: What the devil is going on?
Captain Kirk: Bones, the worst thing you can do
to a practical joker is play a practical joke on them. |
